This may be the last message i ever blog... i'm in hell (the idea store).. this is what i have been reduced to... and they're gonna kick me out soon... oh no... here they come!aaaaagh publish publish AAAAAAAAAAAARGGHH!!!!11111111

 

 

they got me. actually i have 2 mins left, but still, i'll blog till then. btw, quick poll, what is a good name for an eskimo, ppl? i have an imaginary one needs naming.

 

 

BYE!

 

 ben.

XXX

mwah

HOT STEAMY...kitchen.

bmud nialp tsuj si sdrawkcab ffuts gnidear, wonk'y.

 

I had too much time on my hands. also i am fooking bored and ppl are freaking me out! also, blaarg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey if ur an awesome mate or comrade of mine why not gimmie sum pics to stick in my photo album! oh and if u dont i'm afraid i'll just have to steal them!

 

 

 

 muahahahaha gotcha!

 

 

 

about what? u decide! oh and by the way i KNOW  MY  HAIR SUCKS!!! i just need hair gel...

 

heheheheheeee

(my laugh is fine tho)

just thought i'd mention that i think it would be quite funny to set somebody on fire. why? i dunno, it looks good on paper, and pretty flames are cool. and i hate my fingers. look at them type.. pah- pathetic fingers

Well would you like to? if you like to know what it feels like to be right now, listen to five songs-

basketcase by greenday

like light to flies by trivium

hellraiser by motorhead

fire it up by black label society

and a song that makes you wanna kick sum arse.

 

that covers everything i've thought about in the last three weeks- take note- no fucking emo hehe

 

Oh and these as well, for my life in general, sorry, theres lots aint there!

 

Poprocks and coke by greenday

the house of the rising sun by the animals

paint it black by the rolling stones

i miss u by blink 182 ( ever since i first heard it)

pieces by sum 41

slipping away by sum 41

fat lip by sum 41 ( a bit different from the others, eh?)

in too deep  by sum 41(so true!)

 

 

what about u lot?

 

 

I will now write about something that EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER that has had a space has Blogged about.

 

Yes. thats right. boredom.

 

I aint bored, i'm just bored about reading about people who are bored! Its boring! You bore me! it makes you a bore! there is no bore pie!....whatever, trevor

 

Of course you're bored! you're blogging without having any good reason to! Blogging is to have a sneaky pop at someone, a general moan at something, and overall to whinge about stuff! (or in rare cases, people are happy and want to brag about it hehe :P) go out and get pissed off at someone! or you cud stay indoors and read bullshit like this! that will piss you off! now, leave a whingey comment or even... give me my first trackback! (yeah i know u won't u gits :/)

 

You know what? this has bored me :/ 

 

 

 

My Freinds! Welcome your glorious high preist of random! Back on the internet at last! As bob intended! Did you all miss me?

 

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Did ANYONE miss me?!

 

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Bastards... hehehe

 

kiddin! kiddin! Now, i'm off to chew on my pillowcase :D

i have reclaimed my site as my own, and i shall bring you round by round updates on how the kidnappers are to be punished!

 

 

 

right now im enjoyin sum doughnuts and so i shall say thank you to Bex :D u rock! :D i'm not eating em all by the way... and i shall also i hope i shall see everyone same time, same place next week? or earlier? somewhere else perhaps?  i dunno.

 

by the way lola and duane. you are let off for stealing my space. just ensure it does not happen again, little madams!

 

its true! but, on a more yurt- related note, i have discovered the meaning of life! seriously! well, mine anyway- i have found my true callling...but not my dinghy
(see dexxys site)

comment- i havent got a clue what to blog about! and i'm feelin sick so my random, it fall off :(

 

thats right its that time again steeples! its 'bens gonna waste your time' time!

 

simple answer needed- what.. is the most niftiest thing...EVER!

 

gopher it!

and, for a rock god/icon in training, i done myself proud. listen to my tale, my children, for it is one of wonder and amazement. and puke. anyway, what happened on my rockin' new year was this: firstly i started to drink, and then it was new year and i shouted at sum of my sober freinds in a freindly tone, then i grooved in my seat for a while, to bohemian rhapsody, the way only a rocker knows how (headbanging, mudderchudder) then i rocked out with my lil bro and my sisters mates little kid to no other than Alll The Small Things, by that band known as blink 182, AKA 'why u break up?' then i was drunk so much i DANCED. WITH OLDER PPL-and showed em sum ''gangta moves bruv'' according to a ''homie'' of mine. forgot hu i was, not to mention i forgot all of that shitey year known as 2005, then pleasently ended it by lying face down in vomit on my bathroom floor. ROCK OOOOOOONNN!! That made up for my crappy year!

not blashpemy, cos dickheads say that,  exitement wee myself exitement weeeeeeeeeee. happy christmasNOT XMAS! pssssh xmas. me happy. me guiness. my goodnss, my guinnes! wheeeeeee much guiness. 6 mine mmmmyep/run/beer/happy.exe that was geeky. riteo merry christmas, just like transvestite- eat, drink and be mary (no offence to ppl named mary.) happy tubular galnd. good time, ten buucky muahahaahahha i burped ewhee. goodnight, and i hope all of you drink enough to frget this ORRIBLE year./ grrrrrrrrrrra\rg plop yrae grrrrr dumb.

 

 

 

 

Wow! i think those people who leave nasty little comments on peoples spaces and don't show their names or web addresses truly need a medal! Their bravery astounds me! Almost as much as the brave souls that do something much worse that i will not mention because they may not have thought further along the lines yet. Jesus christ, insulting people online from a distance and thinking ur hard is one thing, but not even showing who you are? whats the word? WUSS! u ppl who do that need a wet fish slap! matteroffact, C'mere! lemme hit you! WUUSSSY WUUS WUSS! who hears me? who agrees?

Yep. its gone. the allmighty *TOP THREE* thingy has gone. why? cos ppl actually care about it. and if people care, things disappear. this means YOU, puppies. of the dog variety. right, can somebody annoy me now because it is so much fun destroying people online when they care about their 'online ego' it's like real life, but the 'diet' version- slightly easier and less evil. So, this brings me to my addressing of whoever thinks they are better than everyone else, online or not. Ten words- sod off or i'll kick you right up the. Don't correct me. trust me.